Day 25 - Things you will never do before you die

Day 25 - Things you will never do before you die

Tick the boxes to come to terms with the fact that you will never:

Read Proust: Climb Everest: Swim with the dolphins: Learn Italian: Visit Bhutan: Write that novel/screenplay: Become world chess champion: Rob a bank: Run away: Have a sex change (just for a day): Become a queen: Become a king: Wear colored lenses: Donate your liver: Compromise: Become a millionaire: Go to heaven: Parachute: Walk to the North Pole: Learn Russian: Live off charity: Contact an STD: Swallow a coin: Spend a night in prison: Start a revolution: Pretend everything is all right: Follow this book rigorously: Learn how to drive: Hurt a friend: Celebrate X-mas in May: Call your father >Pa<: Call your mother >Ma<: Learn the periodic table by heart: Go to a drive in cinema: Become an artist: Collect stamps: Work in a coal mine: Be late for a date: Watch all of Bergman: Follow Mao’s teachings: Bite the dust: Kiss a stranger: Move to Japan: Visit space: Invent a cookie: Become grumpy when old: Wear a rucksack: Ride a camel: Use a semicolon; Inject heroin: Wear loafers: Speak in tongues: Become a fanatic: Dress like a hip-hopper: Faint with love: Save the world: Become insensitive to suffering: Be gay: Be heterosexual: Start a cult: Stand and speak up for your rights: Talk to strangers: Start a fire: Drink yourself silly in New Zealand: Order tap water: Grow a beard: Master the yo-yo: Become a fitness trainer: Be on TV: Laugh at a bad joke: Feel like Batman: Apply for a patent: Become a rock star: Fall for advertising: Live for a year on a desert island: Stop worrying: Use the term >solutionize<: Confess to a priest: Confess to a whore: Eat leaves from a tree: Graffiti a highway bridge: Be drunk during office hours: Own and owl: Contemplate suicide: Ride a Harley: Take NO for an answer: Say a prayer: Gamble your shirt: Brake a promise: Lean to fly: Get a tattoo: Learn to live with gnats: Go on a field trip: Take part in brainstorming: Invade a small country: Be the fifth wheel: Ride a donkey: Demand a ransom: Proclaim yourself emperor: Disinherit your heirs: Say NO when you mean YES: Adopt a Romanian: Seduce the prom queen: Paint someone in tar and feathers: Run for your life: Witness a miracle: Light a fart: Shave off your pubic hair: Smoke a cat: Make the front page: Cross-dress: Win the Nobel Peace Prize: Make love in front of a stranger: Volunteer for a dangerous mission: Overdose: Give birth to a goat boy: Win the rat race: Make like a tree: Overthrow a regime: Bake a souffle: Organize an orgy: Understand Hitler: Race at Monaco: Live within your means: Marry someone you’ve just met: Marry someone you’ve never met: Star in a Hollywood blockbuster: Shovel manure: Discover the lost city of Atlantis: Dream in black and white: See your face on a banknote: Be eaten by cannibals: Own a grotto: Solve a crime: Host a game show: Sue the government: Win the lottery: Sleep with your best friends partner: Start your own religion: Experience and earthquake: Meet Santa: Shoot the last buffalo: Bump’n’grind: Hibernate: Burn your bra (women): Burn your jockstrap (men): Find a guru: Turn 117 years old: Update the Karma Sutra: Marry a price or princess: Settle in Pittsburgh: Run with the wolves: Become a pope: Inherit the crown jewels: Be used as a manga character: Grow a tail: Crash a helicopter in the jungle: Take a vow of silence: Take a vow of chastity: Jump bail: Move someone to tears: Fake a multiple orgasm: Become employee of the month: Go live with a hermit: Greet the extraterrestrial delegation: Become a Muslim: Become a Buddhist: Become a Christian: Tie the perfect shoelace knot: Eradicate hepatitis C: Kiss your own lips: Shoot the pianist: Ride off into the sunset: Invent a typeface: Reject society: Beet Bjorn Borg at tennis: Fulfill your true potential: Be in the eye of the storm: Break the bank in Vegas: Have a park bench named after you: Risk your life: Refuse a new technology: Meet your great-great-grandchildren: Suffer a fool gladly: Sway a jury: Sweep a chimney: Fight the power: Be the 78th person on the moon: Collect coins: Be called upon by your president: Win best looking baby of the year: Smoke a Cuban cigar: Think up a new swear word: Fight a duel: Jump the gun: Escape your past: Suck on 12 lollipops at once: Have your own brand of olive oil: Become immortal: Learn pole dancing: Play the lead in Swan Lake: Master the remote control: Catch that bird that pooped on you: Loop the loop: Make a pack with the devil: Wish upon a star: Tell your deepest secret: Witness the mating of flamingos: Feel ugly: Feel pretty: Confess under duress: Walk down the yellow brick road: Travel at warp speed: Stab someone in the back: Implode: Swim in Lake Titicaca: Jump on a real bandwagon: Run an arms dealership: Shit in the woods: Exterminate a zombie: Sniff superglue: Whistle while you work: Become a superhero: Memorize an encyclopedia: Floss twice a day: Go on a rampage: Make your bank manager beg: Lick an electric eel: Broker a ceasefire: Conduct an orchestra: Jump ship: Make a leap of faith: Get drunk on meths: Sacrifice a goat: Live to tell the tale: Inaugurate a building: Forgive and forget: Sleep with a whore of Babylon: Reach Nirvana: Find out what it’s all about: Crush grapes with your bare feet: Ride a yak: Sup with Satan: Bite the hand that feeds you: Track down Lord Lucan: Cause an intergalactic rift: Get away with murder: Travel back in time: Apologize for existing: Think the unthinkable: Appease a dictator: Lose your mojo: Face a firing squad: Become an object of worship: Gate crash the White House: Burn a banknote: Have the Midas touch: Trigger and avalanche: Cure the common cold: Own an oil field: Save the whale: Discover a new continent: Serenade a lover: Come out of a black hole alive: Precipitate the decline of the West: Jump for joy: Suck your little toe in public: Mate with another species: Become possessed: Surpass Einstein: Understand Einstein: Look like Einstein: Predict and eclipse: Participate in the Olympics: Catch a shark: Meet your maker: Commit arson: Wear a cape: Talk dirty to a flower: Spot the Invisible Man: Head a posse: Undergo emergency liposuction: Do the Rubik’s Cube: Blame God for everything: Acquire a hard-ass nickname: Betray your country: Regain your virginity: Change astrological signs: Bring back Bambi: Write in cuneiform: Get fired for being truculent: Become like your father: Become like your mother: Join the French Foreign Legion: Achieve perfection: Spell >egg<>Win top prize for your verruca: Beg in the street: Channel lava away from a village: Grow a third nipple: Spend all your salary on payday: Witness the Big Bang: Gerrymander: Generate controversy: Meet a bolshevik: Ooze charm: Molt: Have too much of a good thing: Die of hard work: Run amok: Discover your ancestor is Napoleon: Make it to the top: Successfully crash-land a jumbo jet: Fiddle while Rome burns: Design the perfect crouton: Run out of tears: Howl at the full moon: Win an Oscar: Unbreak a taboo: Give rise to a cause celebre: Part the Red Sea: Have sex with your clone: Know the truth about JFK: wave a red rag to a bull: Get high on life: Find your self: Rule the world: Other:

All the things in bold are the things I’ll never do. As for the things I didn’t highlight in bold… maybe some I have high hopes for and as for the others I may have already done it and if not I have a lifetime to finish them…