Day 54: Today Count your Farts
Everyone emits gas, except the Queen of Englad perhaps. But just how cow-like are you in your production? Today keep a very rough numerical tally to ascertain if your methane generation falls within statistical norms, or if you pose a particular danger to the ozone layer.
MEN: 50cm (9 emissions)
WOMEN: 20cm (4 emissions)
Fortunately today I can truly and honestly say I emitted no gas. I guess the Queen and myself have something in common. Besides, girls and gas aren't an attractive mix. Boys on the other hand I'm sure would have much different numbers.
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